the most scary and so chilling shrigma creepypasta evor.... here ot goes....

i hoped on to teh twitter on my epic iPhone 11 to look at teh wojack funny memes as per usual and i was pf course laughing my gawddamn ass off 

'LOL haha funny virgin vs chad memes wth eboy and egirl zoomer boomer,' i exclaimed

i was tagging my frens for these memes as per usuall until suddenly one of them dee emed me a messuge

'guys haeve you checked out this new SHRIGMA video?,' he asked. 'it is so BASED and FUNNY it is based on the alpha and beta memors are those funee???'

i chuckled. heh those are funee too.

i looked at the link. youtube link. but with on thumbnail??? ermmm wtf?? so wierd but okay i guess.

i tapped on the link and it turned off my phone for five seconds

once it turned back on it shows a white screen with a shilouette of a mushroom. the odd thing was red eyes glowing across the OLED screen

my skin shivered for a bit, but it only got worse from there.

instead of displaying my lock screen it displayed a epileptic montage of maggots and worms digesting animal corpses and dead bodies???? wtf??? ogm!!!!!!!!

'ANON YOU FUCKING BASTARD DINNER IS READY LUL'

after my mum called my phone was back to normal within a millisecond. er, okay i guess?? welp time to get my 30 year old hariy ass to dinner ig

after a comforting hour of chicken tendoes and ketchup i asked my epic e-gorlfriend for a date for tonightand she said yes!!!! we're gonna go to the local wilderness park for a wild pegging session and this time she'll dress up as girlfriend from friday night funker!!!!! poggers and newgrounds-pilled!!!!! i was so excited to screenshot this and send it to ninjamuffin99 and phantomarcade my favorite newgrounders!!!!!

as we drove my Neon Genesis Evangelion dodge neon into the deep thick oak and the sun dives into a crimson kiss from the light cereleum sky, fog emerges as we drove miles and miles further. my gorlfriend got nervous and she held my hand as my coomer hand clutched onto the steering wheel. the deep blue glows and the night rises in like my three inch boner

we get out of the car and started our adventurous hike

'ogm babe will it be safe to be this out in the woods??'

'kitten its ok as long as your by my side,' i tenderly whispered

we took a nice walk for 30 mins across the small gravel trail within the lush bushes and towering woods. we had such a charming time together holding hands and gazing towards the nature as it rests. the wilderness is quite young and fruitful tonight, and so are we.

we deployed the pegging equipment once we found the perfect flowerbed to release our love, but once as we got started we heard a high-pitch shrieking and a bulbous popping once after. my gorlfriend shivered as i tried to comfort her. i got to see what was going on.

grabbing an AR-15 and a flashlight, i ventured on to where the sound was coming from. against leaf and animal, my senses felt the sound coming closer.

as i take each step, i almost hear some kind of a spraying sound as dull clouds of greyish green start to ooze within the bushes with the smell of fresh fungi. nervous, but i still urged to push on.

the second i took another step i heard a his right infront of me. once i looked up, the light reflected upon a pale, slimy man, lacking any common prominent head or facial structure. in fact it doesn't even look like a human at all. its head shoves into its shoulders, and its face is bland to lack any wrinkles or blemishes, with only bloody read eyes, pure black nostrils, a large, bulbous mushroom head on top of its scalp, and an ominous smile. as i froze in shock, its eyes started to bleed more and its smile stretched wider and wider.

'reproduction has begun,' it grunted.

the second after its head exploded into a green mushroom cloud of spores, sabotaging the air i was breathing in. i struggled to get fresh air as i fought against the fog, and before i knew it, the hominid was gone.

i then heard my girlfriend shriek

a pop followed after

struggling to find her, i cut through bush and flora as my lungs struggled to handle the adrenaline. i paid no mind to the muscles acing and struggling as i ran aimlessly across the bushes.

and there she was

mushrooms raging over a silk beautiful red dress

she doesnt even look like herself anymore, just a mush of flesh and fungi over layers of skin and fuzz oozing, cracking her bones and organs. her hair spread across the thick clover as the decomposition kept continuing.

i couldn't process what was going on, but as i kept breathing, i started to wheeze and struggle to get anything from my own lungs. green air started to cover my own vision once after.

once i finally look up the fleshy mushroom men towered over me as embryotic mushrooms started grosing over what remains of her body.

one of them placed theor hand om my shoulder.

'shrigma'

a shriek followed after.

Written by Squidjerky

Drawn by K1D ME :))